Look out for Promzilla.
She's as pretty as chanel's latest
or as ugly as gossip at its worst
Does she know literature?
You can guarantee that
she can recite
from cover to cover
any magazine's prom issue
Look out for Promzilla
She's going on a shopping spree
Dolce and Gabbana
Fendi and Luella
Dropping the lettuce
is no problem for her
she'll need to
if she wants to go to prom
in style
Look out for Promzilla
The big night comes
she has a new face
it's been made up by a salon
her hair has been freezed
with some product
Look out for Promzilla
Her dress is of the finest silk
handspun in Italy
her shoes are made by none other than the great
Jimmy Choo
her bag is emblazoned with the interlocking C's
only chanel dahling
Look out for Promzilla
The doorbell rings
her mother sings
"The car's here dear,
don't be late"
The limo is huge
it's longer than the biggest sub
you've ever eaten
Look out for Promzilla
When the car arrives at
the ballroom,
she steps out to a rage of photographers
and people whispering
"Look out for Promzilla."
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
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